Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm telling you, you mess with the great white, you're gonna get eaten.
- NCIS Special Agent E.J. Barrett: I'm not afraid of him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's your first mistake.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've seen a few directors come and go. But there's only been one - Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Do the math.
- NCIS Special Agent E.J. Barrett: Yeah. And there's only one Anthony DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Actually, there are two.
- Ziva David: I'm not hiding anything. Ray knows all about you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Again. Why haven't we met him?
- Ziva David: Because Ray knows all about you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm not the one you should be worried about, right?
- [Gibbs enters in the deep background and aproaches the group]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've seen men of steel melt from a mere glance from Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
- [Gibbs stands right behind DiNozzo]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That flinty steel-eyed stare that makes those men turn into sniveling girls.
- [In a high pitch]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Oh, I'm so sc-
- [DiNozzo realize Gibbs is behind him]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Morning Boss.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's a tough nut to crack. But you know, once you navigate past that Mossad influenced exterior, and her inability to grasp cultural references - she's great.
- Ray Cruz: I'm in love with her. That's why I'm here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: To tell her?... When are you going to do that?
- Ray Cruz: I don't know - tonight, tomorrow - soon. You know, feels good to - finally let it out.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [having just met Ziva's boyfriend] So it's not Renaissance Ray, it's CIA Ray. He's CI-Ray.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You really should get that checked out. It's like a bad tic or something.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [bumping into Ziva and Ray] Ziva. CI-Ray.
- Ziva David: Stop calling him that.
- Ziva David: We are meeting in New York next weekend. He's taking me to the opera.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The opera? Wow. Does his boyfriend know about you?
- Ziva David: [Ziva chuckles] No, but his mom does.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [referring to farmers standing away from a body] Looks like the locals want to get back to work.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Well, they probably didn't expect him to be part of their spring crop. Although, human remains would make an excellent fertilizer.