Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo

Dead Reflection

Anthony DiNozzo

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know I look up to you, Boss. I've learned a lot from you over the last - 10 years. You've been a great teacher.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You got a point, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've always thought that the head slaps were a sign of affection. Today in the Squad Room, I was expecting one and I didn't - I didn't get it. Are you pissed at me?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Rule #12.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sleeping with Barret's a bad idea.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No offense. My personal life is my business.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's gonna affect your work.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, it won't.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It already has.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I know what you're thinking. That I've lost focus. That I've taken my eye off the ball.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I depend on you.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, Gibbs is giving me grief about sleeping with her.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: You're sleeping with Special Agent Barret?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Catch up, Tim. The whole Navy Yard knows about it.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: NCIS doesn't have any - policy against it. You know, there are married agents. And technically E.J. and I don't work together. We're on separate teams.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: My team - my rules.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It was like talking to my father. He told me what not to do - only made me want to do it more.
Ziva David: Uh huh... How did you leave it with him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know... Gibbs and I have hit a rough patch.
Ziva David: [Barret enters. Ziva rises stats to leave] Well, you're going to have to make some choices... Glad I'm not you.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How much do you think Myles would charge to make a mask of Gibbs?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Wouldn't go there. You're in enough trouble with him already.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Putting on Cade's jacket and hat] You think this guy's the Hulk or what?
[DiNozzo deepens his voice]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I am a big dumb oaf.
[Barret and Cade enter]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony!
NCIS Special Agent Erica Jane 'EJ' Barrett: The big dumb oaf has an IQ of 160.
NCIS Special Agent Simon Cade: You must be DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...Hi.
NCIS Special Agent Simon Cade: I was warned about you.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You made a mask of a dead guy?
Miles Hogan: Yeah.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't find that a little strange?
Miles Hogan: Heh. A lot of what I do around here is strange.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: You didn't tell anyone what you did?
Miles Hogan: I work in one of the most clandestine divisions of one of the most clandestine agencies in the world. I tell anyone what I do, I can go to Leavenworth for the rest of my life. I get a call from upstairs, I do what I'm told.