Scott Grimes credited as playing...
Detective Danny Price
- Anthony DiNozzo: How'd we end up doing a Navy cop's job for him?
- Detective Danny Price: Cause he's smarter than us.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Mmm. More devious - maybe. I don't know about smarter.
- Detective Danny Price: I kind of liked him actually.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Who'd want to be a Navy cop? I'd rather have the plague.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That was the plan. Until you screwed it up.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [laugh] Me? Listen here. You're the one that didn't tell the department that your, uh, N-C-I-S was running an op.
- Detective Danny Price: Or read our dispatch. We had a BOLO out on Joey for two days.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, I know.
- Anthony DiNozzo: You knew?... Well then, what the hell were you doing, running around risking -?
- [Tony laughs in realization]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Really? You wanted to get arrested. We didn't screw anything up for him. You're a new face on the street. What's the best way to earn instant bona fides than, uh - getting pinched?
- [DiNozzo chuckles]
- Anthony DiNozzo: A Navy guy. I don't like getting played. Having said that, well played. Very Donnie Brasco, actually.
- Detective Danny Price: Oh. Hey, look. I think this is for you.
- [Hands Tony a fortune cookie]
- Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] "Love is for the lucky and the brave." Why is that for me?
- Detective Danny Price: Hey, man, asking your High School Music teacher out qualifies as brave in my book.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Wendy asked me out, remember?
- Detective Danny Price: See, that's why you can dress like that. 'Cause you're good-looking. But one of these days, the looks are gonna run out.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I plan to be safely married by then, Danny.
- Detective Danny Price: Well, if not, you might want to consider a new wardrobe. Seriously. Yeah, with the right clothes, you'd be unstoppable.
- Anthony DiNozzo: What's that supposed to mean?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Well, it's confirmed, he's a cop. A Navy cop. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
- Detective Danny Price: Oops. We're sorry. Maybe next time, you'll remember your identification.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You don't do a lot of undercover work, do you?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Do you? You just got arrested.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I let you arrest me.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Let?
- [laughs]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Who you kidding? I chased you half a block, and I had you like a gazelle on the Serengeti. Am I wrong?
- Detective Danny Price: No.
- Anthony DiNozzo: No. So what am I supposed to call you, Special Agent, uh, Leroy?
- Detective Danny Price: Mm-hmm?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Jethro?
- Detective Danny Price: Jethro? Mm
- Anthony DiNozzo: That's a little Beverly Hillbillies. Gibbs it is, I guess.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [as Danny shows off his new tattoo] Does it really go with the suit, though?
- Detective Danny Price: Oh, it's - it's Nino Cerruti.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Cerr-uti...
- Detective Danny Price: Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from a man who still wears tube socks.
- Anthony DiNozzo: What's the matter with tube socks? They're very comfortable, and they give you traction.
- Detective Danny Price: For what?
- Tweaking Addict: Get off of me!
- Anthony DiNozzo: [an addict breaks loose of a patrolman and charges through the squadroom. Tony gives his chair a shove with his foot, sending it into the addict's path and sending him crashing to the floor] Yeesh. Ow.
- Detective Danny Price: You didn't need tube socks for that.
- Detective Danny Price: This fell out of your jacket.
- [Hands him a ring box]
- Detective Danny Price: Hmm? You planning to propose to Wendy or something?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Actually, I already did.
- Detective Danny Price: What?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. I got to take it back and get it resized, though.
- [Looks at ring]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Evidently, it's a little small.
- Detective Danny Price: Well... so she said...
- Anthony DiNozzo: She said yes, you smart-ass.
- Detective Danny Price: And you were going to tell me this when?
- Anthony DiNozzo: I haven't told anybody.
- Detective Danny Price: In case she said no?
- Anthony DiNozzo: No. I just wanted to tell her first before I told anyone else.
- Detective Danny Price: Okay. Okay. Well, congrats, man. Excellent.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Thanks.