Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You think Ziva's less sexual now?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Compared to the Ziva I shared a bed with 5 years ago, yeah.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: But you guys were undercover. You were just putting on a show... You were putting on a show, right?
- [DiNozzo clears his throat]
- Ziva David: Tony, have you been drinking?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. Why?
- Ziva David: I could have sworn I heard you *thank* McGee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after Ziva jumps on DiNozzo to save him from a bomb] This is nice. I missed the old Ziva.
- Ziva David: I can tell.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't flatter yourself. That's just my knee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know, I considered going into radio once.
- Ziva David: Hmm. Well, you certainly like to hear yourself talk.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Ziva David: [Both Laughing]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. Not talk radio. I think I would've been a great sports commentator. Jack Buck, Vin Scully. Harry Caray.
- [In his Harry Caray impression]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Matt L. You always deliver mail with no postage? You do have access to P.O. boxes, don't you?
- Matt Lane: Your point?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well... we pretty much get what you mean by "die", but what I'm curious about is the join.
- Ziva David: I do not know which is more disturbing. The fact that you both *agree* or that McGee is a fan of a sport.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's not just that I'm a fan. It is also- I'm...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: American. Alive. It's October, Ziva. Reggie Jackson is Mr. October. Baseball has seeped into the native consciousness of this country.