Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ethel's different. She's special.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Special Ethel.
- Ziva David: Good Tony. You're finally dating someone within your age range.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Happens to be a family name. And I happen to like it. It's strong, distinguished. It says...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: "I've fallen, and I can't get up."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's even started - I can share this - she's even started talking about role playing.
- Ziva David: You're taking a drama class?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's not the kind of role playing he's talking about. Just don't you show up tomorrow wearing a diaper and carrying a whip, okay?
- Ziva David: Oh, *that* kind of role playing.
- Ziva David: [Tony groans] I know that sound.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What sound? I didn't make a sound.
- Ziva David: It is the sound of things not boding well for poor Ethel.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't want to talk about it.
- Ziva David: What's wrong? Are you having second thoughts about the role you're going to play?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She wants me to dress up like - No. I can't. It's sacrilige. I have to end it.
- Ziva David: Oh come on, Tony. It's only been 2 days. It's too short, even for you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Trust me, Ziva. There's something a man should never do.
- Ziva David: We're not talking about a man here. We're talking about *you*. Did you let her know?
- Ziva David: I am a little concerned. I have never seen Abbey so...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Quiet.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No. She's fine. She's just thinking.