Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Looking a Ziva's passport] That is unfair. No one's passport photo should look this good.
- Ziva David: [Re: a dumpster] Somebody's going to have to go through this. This is disgusting.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Last time I checked, I was Senior Field Agent.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, it's too bad we don't have a probationary agent with us...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Special Agent Timothy McGee: But we do!
- Ziva David: You're going to pull rank on me?
- Ziva David: I'm sure he's all right, Tony. He looked fine getting off the plane.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, so did the guy in front of him, and he ended up dead crammed in a dumpster.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Slow down, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: All right, I got a hit, 15100 1st Street Northeast. Mid-Atlantic Trailways Bus Station.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [groans] This is worse than I thought. My father... at a bus station.
- [Tony and McGee watch DiNozzo, Sr. and Ziva walking up the steps to the party. To Tony's horror, DiNozzo, Sr. runs his hand down Ziva's bare back...]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, oh... There it is.
- Ziva David: [gently but firmly yanking Sr.'s hand away from her bottom] Uh-uh.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is the beginning of the end of my career.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [munching a candy bar in the surveillance van] Mmm... Nutter Butter.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is surreal. I feel like I'm in a James Bond movie directed by Fellini. On a stakeout, watching my father and Ziva go undercover, while you munch on a Nutter Butter.