Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I have hung a net.
- Ziva David: I do not know who Annette is or why you are so proud of killing her.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Still won't stop you hacky types from stealing my numbers from the Matrix.
- [Swipes his wallet over a device]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Look at it, it doesn't work.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's right. You should still be afraid of my kind.
- Ziva David: And apparently 22 year old girls.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I refuse to be afraid of 22 year old girls. No matter what kind of magical pick pocketing device they're sporting. You know who the real victim is: artistry.
- Ziva David: If someone wants something out of your pants, they should have to use their hands.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: So, what brings you to D.C.?
- Mossad Officer Malachi Ben-Gidon: The cherry blossoms.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's in the spring, actually.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm afraid all we have to offer in November are elections and pardoned turkeys. I really like those boots, Liat. I'm not speaking too fast for you, am I?
- Mossad Officer Liat Tuvia: I understand. You're very, uh... tongue-in-ear.
- Ziva David: She means tongue-in-cheek.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't put words in the girl's mouth.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I gotta hand it to your father, Ziva. He has who knows how many guns trained on him right now, and he's completely oblivious.
- Ziva David: No, he's aware. He is always aware of what he does. Not caring about the consequences is what makes him who he is.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [as Ziva is using a device] You realize a 22 year old girl had this mastered.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: People mature much faster these days, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Present company excluded.
- [first lines]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [appears in front of Hillary, gun drawn] On the ground!
- Hillary Lange: AH! Oh my God!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [appears behind her, gun drawn] NCIS!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Don't move! Don't move!
- Hillary Lange: [hurriedly kneeling on the ground and raising her hands] Don't shoot! It's just some clothes and, like, DVDs! I'll return them!
- [Tony handcuffs her]
- Hillary Lange: What's NCIS?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [exchanging looks with McGee] I can't believe some people have never heard of us.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You're under arrest for espionage and terrorism.
- Hillary Lange: ...Wait, *what*?