Steve Coogan credited as playing...
Silas Ramsbottom
- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: [chuckles] Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
- Silas: Ramsbottom.
- Gru: [chuckles sarcastically] Oh yeah, like that's any better.
- Silas: I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
- Additional Minions: [giggles] Bottom.
- [laughs]
- Silas: Hilarious.
- Gru: Mr. Ramsbottom?
- Silas: Oh, hello.
- Gru: What are you doing here?
- Silas: We got him.
- Gru: Got who?
- Silas: Floyd Eagle-san. Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night and, uh, discovered this.
- [showing him an evidence baggie]
- Silas: It's empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He's our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
- Silas: I'm sorry, El Macho? Hadn't we eliminated him as a suspect after the whole salsa incident?
- Gru: Yes, but there has been a new development, and I'm telling you, this is the guy. You need to arrest him immediately. And his deviously charming son! I'm pretty sure that the son is involved, too. The son also. You got to get the son.
- [whispering in Silas' ear]
- Gru: I think that the son is the mastermind. There's a look... there's a devilish look in his eyes, and I don't like it.
- Silas: Yes, but I don't really see any evidence.
- Gru: Evidence, schmevidence. I go with my gut, and my gut tells me that this guy is El Macho. Lock him up. Lock up the son. Don't forget about the son. The kid gives me the creeps.
- Silas: We are the Anti-Villain League, an ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal. But you want to melt the polar ice caps or vaporize Mount Fuji or even steal the moon, then we notice.
- Gru: First of all, you got no proof that I did that. Second, after I did do that, I put it back.