Elsie Fisher: Agnes

Despicable Me 2

Agnes

[after Gru lied about his fear of dating]
Gru: Good night, Edith.
[gives her a good night kiss and gently pulls the beanie over Edith's eyes]
Gru: Good night, Margo.
[gives her a goodnight kiss, but returns in suspicion]
Gru: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?
Margo: No one. Just my friend Avery.
Gru: Avery...
[confused]
Gru: Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
Margo: Does it matter?
Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!
Agnes: I know what makes you a boy.
Gru: [concerned] Uhh... Oooh... you... do?
Agnes: Your bald head.
Gru: [relieved] Oh... yes.
Agnes: It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out.
[imitating a chick]
Agnes: Peep-peep-peep.
Gru: Good night, Agnes.
[kisses her forehead]
Gru: Never get older.

Agnes: [after rehearing for the Mother's Day play] I don't think I should do this.
Gru: Well, what do you mean? Why not?
Agnes: I don't even have a mom.
Gru: Well, you don't need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veteran's Day pageant and you haven't been in combat.

Gru: I have accepted a new job.
Margo: Whoa! Really?
Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?
Gru: *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith: [amazed] Awesome!
Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: [coolly] Yes.
[puts on a pair of sunglasses]
Gru: Yes, I am.
Dave: [copies him] Mocha!
Tim: [wearing an old Dutch beard and tie] Cacao!
Stuart: [dresses like Pippi Longstocking] Papadum? Eh,
[chuckles]

Agnes: [to Margo] Are you sure we should be doing this?
Margo: Yes, it's for his own good.
[searching through Gru's online pictures]
Margo: Okay, we need to choose a picture.
[clicks on one of Gru's photos]
Agnes: No.
[Margo shows another picture]
Agnes: Scary.
Edith: [as Margo shows another photo] Weird.
[the girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks]
Agnes: [with her eyes covered] What is that?

Agnes: [Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making Gru lose his focus] Margo has a boyfriend!
Edith: And they're going on a date!
Gru: [suddenly hysterical, to Edith] Date?
[to Agnes]
Gru: Boyfriend?
[to Floyd]
Gru: What?
[Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]