Abraham Benrubi credited as playing...
Darth Vader • Owen Lars
- Emperor Palpatine: Excellent! Order 66 was a complete success.
- Darth Vader: My master, what were the first 65 orders?
- Emperor Palpatine: I'm glad you asked!
- [starts singing to the notes of Turkey in the Straw]
- Emperor Palpatine: Oooooh... Capture me a Wookie, kick a princess in the cookie, sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy! Activate the trash compactor, let's protect the main reactor, stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die! Corrupt a teen from Tatooine, manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo's queen! Trap a Mon Calamari, take a Tauntaun on safari, hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie! Ooooh... Number 13 find investors, number 14 make a Death Star, while you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star Two! I'll unmask a dirty Jawa, crank-call General Dodonna, clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino-
- [guitar breaks]
- Emperor Palpatine: ... You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or something.
- Darth Vader: [panicked] If-if you don't have the time... whenever you get around to it...!