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You Can't Kill Stephen King

  • 2012
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 26m
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3.7/10
1.9K
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Crystal Arnette, Kayle Blogna, and Kate Costello in You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012)
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A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.

  • Directors
    • Ronnie Khalil
    • Monroe Mann
    • Jorge Valdés-Iga
  • Writers
    • Monroe Mann
    • Ronnie Khalil
    • Bob Madia
  • Stars
    • Monroe Mann
    • Ronnie Khalil
    • Crystal Arnette
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    3.7/10
    1.9K
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    • Directors
      • Ronnie Khalil
      • Monroe Mann
      • Jorge Valdés-Iga
    • Writers
      • Monroe Mann
      • Ronnie Khalil
      • Bob Madia
    • Stars
      • Monroe Mann
      • Ronnie Khalil
      • Crystal Arnette
    • 36User reviews
    • 38Critic reviews
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    Monroe Mann
    Monroe Mann
    • Monroe Bachman
    Ronnie Khalil
    Ronnie Khalil
    • Ronnie
    Crystal Arnette
    Crystal Arnette
    • Hilary Bachman
    Kayle Blogna
    • Nicole
    Kate Costello
    • Lori
    Justin Brown
    • Lamont
    Polly Humphreys
    Polly Humphreys
    • Deedee
    Art Brown
    Art Brown
    • Dale
    • (as Arthur S. Brown)
    Michael Bernstein
    Michael Bernstein
    • Verrill
    Jason Martin
    Jason Martin
    • Boat Warden
    Bill Steven McLean
    • Gas Station Attendant
    John Mancini
    • Sheriff Pangborn
    Jeff Kelsey
    • Deputy Dodd
    • (as Jeffrey R. Kelsey)
    Vanessa Leigh
    Vanessa Leigh
    • Screaming Woman
    Skylar Collins
    • Danny
    • (as Sky Collins)
    Lori Richardson
    • Wendy
    Krista Cote
    • Teen #1
    Sean Martin
    • Teen #2
    • Directors
      • Ronnie Khalil
      • Monroe Mann
      • Jorge Valdés-Iga
    • Writers
      • Monroe Mann
      • Ronnie Khalil
      • Bob Madia
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    6Platypuschow

    You Can't Kill Stephen King: Better than you'd imagine

    You Can't Kill Stephen King is a curiously titled comedy horror with the general slasher sub genre and it's actually not bad.

    It tells the story of a group of friends who travel to Maine but as per the genre get picked off one by one by a mysterious assailant.

    Its independent yet it looks great. It's independent yet the soundtrack is excellent. It's independent yet the unknown cast are fantastic. It's independent yet the writing is above par.

    It breaks all the usual movie stereotypes and conventions and left me fairly impressed. To be clear it has its fair share of flaws hence the not overwhelming rating but for what it is this is a passable little affair that demonstrates how talented those involved are.

    It's silly, it has a very limited spectrum but there is fun to be had here.

    The Good:

    Great soundtrack

    Very above par cast

    The Bad:

    Ultimately flawed

    Doesn't really flow

    Things I Learnt From This Movie:

    Maine is so white there aren't even black bears
    6bowmanblue

    Good effort, but could have done better

    I appreciate that 'slasher' films have become a bit 'old hat' these days. Most B-movies in the genre don't even try to come up with anything more original than some masked loon stalking and murdering a bunch of over-sexed teenagers. However, with 'You Can't Kill Stephen King' at least the makers tried to do something a little different.

    For a start, they injected a little humour into the film. If you're looking for a straight horror, you won't find it here. It's definitely black comedy-horror all the way. They also try and play on the obviously clichés and conventions you'd expect to find within this type of film and go some way to turn them on their heads and exploit them.

    For all that, the film is actually quite enjoyable, as a group of teens travel off the beaten path in small-town America in an attempt to track down their icon, none other than Stephen King himself. However, as you might expect, they start falling victim to an unseen assailant. And here lies the main problem... you can subvert a few clichés and add a bit of humour, but what you're left with is a pretty run-of-the-mill slasher film. Although some parts of it are fun, it still doesn't succeed in being different enough to really raise it above the thousands of similar movies (some of which are played straight, others not).

    So, despite all the good intentions, all you have is an average slasher movie. If you're really desperate to see what is little more than a 'modern Friday 13th type film' then give this one a go, or if you're a die-hard fan of Stephen King you should enjoy all the homages to him. But, ultimately, there's not enough that's new here to really recommend this film over the countless others like it.

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    8redbeauty212000

    Some reviewers clearly didnt understand the movie

    This movie in no way shape or form has ANYTHING to do with actual horror or a Stephen King book/movie! Reviewing it negatively because you do not understand that is unfair. It's a goofy, campy, supposed to be lame movie. Do people really not understand that? Ugh. It was a good movie for what it was supposed to be. Not liking it because you thought it was an actual Stephen King film is your own fault. Heres a hint to help in the future. If Stephen King does not have a book called You can't kill Stephen King then its probably not his movie/book!
    1Zorus

    This is extremely cheaply produced, badly written, horribly acted and yawn-inducing trash.

    I've watched the first fifteen minutes or so of the movie and then skipped through the rest since I didn't like what I saw. This is extremely formulaic crap. I guess that would be fine for some if there were some production values to it. After all, personally I really like movies like Wrong Turn and such. This however is extremely cheaply produced, badly written, horribly acted and yawn-inducing trash. It is however miles beyond anything Monroe Mann has done thus far. So I'll give him that. Be warned though, this is not in the so-bad-that-it's-good category. This is definitely in it's-really-bad territory.
    7redandsparkly

    Stephen King would get a kick out of it

    O.K.the acting leaves something to be desired but what do you expect from a B-grade? I have paid to see worse movies that claimed to be A-grade.

    I was pleasantly surprised to find it was not only Stephen King's famous stories getting the nod, but some of his lesser known stories as well.

    If you are looking for a serious horror, do not watch this. If you are looking for an A-grade spoof along the lines of the Scary Movie franchise, again do not watch this.

    If you are a King fan with a dark and slightly odd sense of humour as many of his fans do, this is right up your alley. How many stories can you find inside the story? I bet this was fun to make.,

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    • Trivia
      Sheriff Pangborn and Deputy Dodd are both recurring characters in Stephen King novels. Verrill is an eponymous character in a Stephen King short story, played by Stephen King himself in the movie Creepshow.
    • Goofs
      When the kids pull up to the lake the first time, the radio is on 88.1 FM and they are listening to hip-hop. The only 88.1 FM in Maine plays Contemporary Christian music.
    • Quotes

      Lamont: Soul Fist!

    • Crazy credits
      "No Stephen Kings were harmed in the making of this film."
    • Connections
      References Friday the 13th (1980)

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    • Release date
      • January 19, 2013 (Turkey)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Shush or Die
    • Filming locations
      • Maine, USA
    • Production companies
      • Loco Dawn Films
      • Clownfish Productions
      • The Maine Studios
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      • 1h 26m(86 min)
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      • 1.78 : 1

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