Alex Fernandez credited as playing...
Adm. Gregory Maitland
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: You were in my house, in bed with my wife! And don't even try to deny it, 'cause I found your belt. This look familiar? I talked to Donna, and she told me everything.
- Sam Axe: Admiral, I was unaware, sir, that she was your significant other.
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: You were unaware? You're a Navy SEAL! You're trained in battlefield awareness, and you didn't see my name on the mailbox?
- Sam Axe: Well, sir, I wasn't exactly in that frame of mind, sir. As you can imagine, sir, I was otherwise occupied, sir. I'll stop talking now, sir.
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: You're going to Colombia!
- Sam Axe: Well, sir, it's been a while since I was down in South America, I really should brush up on my Spanish.
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: Well, you've got a thirteen-hour flight, so...
- [throws Sam a mission dossier]
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: Brush up, amigo!
- Sam Axe: Amigo, that's "friend," right, sir?
- Adm. Gregory Maitland: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!