Dylan Minnette credited as playing...
Anthony Cooper
- Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?... Please
- Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!
- Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?
- Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!
- Ben Cooper: Every penis.
- Anthony Cooper: Where's bumble bee?
- Kelly Cooper: Alexander murdered it so now he's going to cry all night.
- Anthony Cooper: Bro i gotta take a shower. I gotta get to school or Celia won't call me back. Oh no. No way not today. Get out dude. Get out!
- Anthony Cooper: [to Alexander throwing a ball at him while on the phone] What's your problem?
- Celia: [on the phone thinking Anthony was talking to her] Excuse me?
- Anthony Cooper: You know what, you're so annoying. Why can't you just chill out for one second. You're exhausting.
- Celia: Are you kidding?
- [hangs up]
- Anthony Cooper: Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.
- [realizing Celia hung up on him]
- Anthony Cooper: Celia?
- Anthony Cooper: Celia! Hey, Celia. Wait up. Hey, what's wrong? You haven't been answering your phone since last night.
- Celia: Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting.
- Anthony Cooper: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my idiot brother.
- Celia: Whatever.
- Anthony Cooper: I tried calling you back.
- Celia: Yeah, well, I really don't feel like talking to you. I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that comes from having a girlfriend.
- Anthony Cooper: Wait. Are you breaking up with me? What about tonight?
- Celia: I don't even want to go.