Ben Stiller credited as playing...
Derek
- Billy Zane: Think about it, man. This could be a sign!
- Derek Zoolander: What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
- Billy Zane: Got your Netflix!
- Derek Zoolander: [Opening envelopes] Jack Ryan! and Jack Reacher! Tonight's going to be a total jack off!
- Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
- Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.
- Derek Zoolander: [Driving with his son, taking lots of Selfies with a Selfie Stick. The car drifts lanes and he swerves it back, sending it flying through the air until it comes crashing to a standstill] Hashtag Oops!