Will Ferrell credited as playing...
Jacobim Mugatu
- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
- Tommy Hilfiger: What?
- Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?
- Alexander Wang: What?
- Mugatu: It's literally... it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I get it if Alexander Wang believes it, but the rest of you, come on!
- Anna Wintour: Oh, please. Without me, you'd still be cutting patterns at Men's Wearhouse.
- Mugatu: Oh, look, it's the White Witch from Narnia! Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's just Anna Wintour! I'll knock your teeth out.
- Anna Wintour: I'll rip your goddamn tongue out.
- Mugatu: Check out the new spring collection from Hilfiger, brought to you by white privilege.
- Tommy Hilfiger: You couldn't make a down jacket to save your life!
- Mugatu: Asshole.