Ken Howard credited as playing...
Walter Bishop
- Walter Bishop: What the fuck is a ninja?
- Officer Willits: It's an ancient Japanese warrior cloaked in black, often with mystical powers.
- Doug Varney: Sounds pretty serious, Walt.
- Walter Bishop: Wait a minute! Why would an ancient Japanese warrior destroy a fucking pharmacy sign in fucking Woodbury?
- Walter Bishop: [seeing his old store remodeled] You know, it's funny, I don't hate it nearly as much as I thought I would.
- Doug Varney: That's funny, I don't really give a shit.