Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny, reminder. Bowling, tonight at seven o'clock.
- Penny: Oh, right. Bowling.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, you don't have to come if you don't want to.
- Penny: No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.
- Sheldon Cooper: We would indeed. In this particular case your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
- Penny: Always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Sarcasm?
- Penny: Thinly-veiled contempt.
- Sheldon Cooper: Remember: seven o'clock!
- Penny: Got it!
- Sheldon Cooper: Pacific Daylight Time.
- Penny: Bite me!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Could we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.
- Sheldon Cooper: Of course they are. Leonard's being one.
- Penny: Leonard, stop pressuring me.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm not pressuring you.
- Penny: Yeah, you are! Just back off!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, I'm sorry. I'll shut up.
- Penny: I didn't mean shut up.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Fine. Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
- Penny: No. That isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry.
- [she heads for the door]
- Sheldon Cooper: Wait! Where are you going? Penny, come back! I'll get you ice cream!
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, let her go.
- Sheldon Cooper: Are you insane? If she leaves, it's over!
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm pretty sure it's already over.
- [first lines]
- Penny: Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, no, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for, I would have tried a lot harder.
- [chuckles]
- Penny: Do or do not. There is no try.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Did you just quote Star Wars?
- Penny: I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
- [they kiss]
- Leonard Hofstadter: I love you, Penny.
- Penny: [pause] Oh. Oh. Thank you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You're welcome. I just wanted to put that out there.
- Penny: Oh, yeah, no, I, I'm, I'm glad.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Good. Good; glad is good.
- Penny: Yeah. Ahem. No, no. Um. So, it's getting pretty late. We should probably go to sleep.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah.
- Penny: Okay.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah.
- Penny: Hmm.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, probably.
- Penny: OK. Good night, sweetie.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Good night.
- [They kiss, then Penny rolls over and stares wide-eyed]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine. In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it, I've been in this relationship 2 years longer than you.