John Amos credited as playing...
Ed
- Charlie Harper: [Asking for advice about what to do about Chelsea] So, what? I'm supposed to just go about my business, hoping that one day she shows up and says, "I'm back"?
- Tom: Or, you can do like me and Ed did.
- Ed: Change teams.
- Tom: A lot easier livin' with a man than a woman.
- Ed: Tom and I watch the same TV shows. We like the same food.
- Tom: You don't have to leave the room to fart.
- Ed: You don't have to, but it sure would be a nice idea.
- Charlie Harper: [Uncomfortable when Tom and Ed start to fight] Maybe I should go.
- Tom: No, no, no! Sit down. Finish your beer.
- Ed: Yeah, we're just sparrin'.
- Tom: I love this broken down son of a bitch.
- Ed: Oh, for God's sake! Don't gay it up in front of company.