Patrick Warburton credited as playing...
Joe Swanson
- Joe Swanson: [listening to one of Dan's stories, texting to Peter] How gay is this guy?
- Peter Griffin: [texting back] So ducking gay.
- [seeing the typo]
- Peter Griffin: Oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct. But, uh, yeah, he's super gay.
- Joe Swanson: [meeting Quagmire's dad] I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
- [he leans back in his wheelchair, akin to standing up straight, and salutes]
- Dan Quagmire: I'll take it. And a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.