Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: [Barney brags about his usual picture pose] I always look drop dead, stone-cold amazing... unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.
- Barney Stinson: The camera loves me Robin - more than loves me the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.
- Barney Stinson: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture - I don't know why, just ask God.