Ian Somerhalder credited as playing...
Damon Salvatore
- Damon Salvatore: Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night.
- Alaric Saltzman: I have you to thank for that.
- Stefan Salvatore: I gotta get my strength back up.
- Damon Salvatore: I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge. No?
- Stefan Salvatore: We'll talk when I get back?
- Damon Salvatore: All right. Give my regards to the squirrels.
- Damon Salvatore: [about Pearl] She's gonna help me get Katherine back.
- Elena Gilbert: Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts in the process.
- Damon Salvatore: You don't have to be snarky about it.
- Elena Gilbert: I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.
- Damon Salvatore: How long are you going to blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?
- Elena Gilbert: I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.
- Damon Salvatore: [sarcastic] Ouch.
- Damon Salvatore: Ugh. How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?
- Elena Gilbert: I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.
- Damon Salvatore: Ouch!
- Damon Salvatore: [as Stefan is on his way out] Hunting party?
- Stefan Salvatore: Guy did a number on me last night when he stabbed me. I've got to get my strength back.
- Damon Salvatore: I have two liters of Soccer Mom in the fridge.
- [Stefan grimaces]
- Damon Salvatore: No?
- Stefan Salvatore: We'll talk when I get back.
- [starts leaving]
- Damon Salvatore: All right. Give my regards to the squirrels.