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Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: [On the recent raids by Chulbul Pandey over Chedi Singh's businesses] My information is fully accurate Chedi Ji. This entire conspiracy is backed by none other than Dayal Babu to curb your power.
- Chedi Singh: [Lifting his weights] So what do you suggest should I do ? I think it's time I get rid of Pandey.
- Photographer Bhaiya ji smile: Bhaiya Ji, a smile with your weight please.
- Chedi Singh: [Visibly irritated faking his grin] Here
- [throwing his weight on the photographer]
- Chedi Singh: .
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: [In a scared voice] Don't even think of such a move, it'll be counterproductive.
- Chedi Singh: I won't kill him Kasturilal Ji, you will.
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: [Shocked] No I can't do it. Besides, I've just made friends with Pandey.
- Chedi Singh: [Sarcastically] So father-in-law, should I withdraw my marriage proposal for your daughter ? When will you ever start using your own brain ?
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: Well alright. But isn't there a way somewhere middle of the path ?
- Chedi Singh: [Smiling suddenly with an idea of getting Makkhanchand on his side while worshiping Lord Hanuman] When one needs to torch Ravana's Lanka, the foremost task is to make Vibhishan your ally. Get it ! Here, take some Prasad.
- [Walks off with an evil grin]
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: [Walking over to Chulbul Pandey at Dayal Babu's rally] This is what politicians of today are left with, make good speeches and then disappear from public eye.
- Inspector Chulbul Pandey: He's invoked Lord Rama. People will get swayed away positively and he'll win.
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: Sir, people have become practical nowadays. Like they say: Cast your vote but don't vote your CASTE.
- Inspector Chulbul Pandey: True. I didn't get your name by the way.
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: Inspector Kasturilal Ramnath Vishkarma. I am on security arrangement duty here. Your name please.
- Inspector Chulbul Pandey: My name happens to suit my personality very subtly. Robin Hood Pandey.
- Inspector Kasturilal Vishkarma: Great. Can I have your number as well.
- Inspector Chulbul Pandey: Sure, note it down.