Charlize Theron credited as playing...
Morticia Addams
- [Wednesday enters holding a red balloon]
- Morticia Addams: Strange, there's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these...
- [at a gloomy, haunted mental asylum]
- Morticia Addams: It's hideous!
- Gomez Addams: It's horrible!
- Morticia Addams, Gomez Addams: It's home!
- Morticia Addams: [Wednesday doesn't come home after her first day of school] It's late.
- Gomez Addams: Wednesday can take care of herself.
- Morticia Addams: It's not Wednesday I'm worried about, it's all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.
- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley's gone.
- Morticia Addams: I know that tone, Wednesday, dig up your brother.
- Wednesday Addams: We're weakening the gene pool.
- Spirit of the House: GET OUT!
- Morticia Addams: Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee.
- Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy.
- Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
- Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!
- Morticia Addams: If I'd known you were coming I could've made up the dungeon.
- Uncle Fester: Don't worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you'll never even know I'm here.
- [laughs slyly]
- Uncle Fester: I've practiced that move in a lot of houses.
- Gomez Addams: [kissing] Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!
- Morticia Addams: My love, that IS a dead fish.
- Wednesday Addams: [singsong voice] What's so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?
- Morticia Addams: Don't you dare talk to your mother like that, Wednesday.
- Wednesday Addams: Uncle Fester can come and go as he pleases.
- Uncle Fester: Well not exactly, there *are* restrictions. I'm not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building...
- Morticia Addams: Wednesday, when you're all grown up you can travel all you want, but for now it's safer here.
- Wednesday Addams: [sighs] Come, Socrates.
- [leaves the table]
- Uncle Fester: [still talking] South America, China, Europe, Asia... I AM allowed in Antarctica.
- [Pugsley drinks from a dog bowl]
- Morticia Addams: Pugsley, don't drink it all. This gentleman wants some too.
- Gomez Addams: The fog's lifting!
- Morticia Addams: But that's impossible, unless...
- Gomez Addams: Someone's drained the marsh! But who?
- Morticia Addams: [gasps] A town. This isn't good.
- Gomez Addams: We'll have to go introduce ourselves.
- Morticia Addams: It's that Margaux woman. It appears she's worked everybody up into a crazed mob.
- Gomez Addams: Well I must say, I admire her work.