Elsie Fisher credited as playing...
Parker
- Parker: You don't have a cell phone? That is so weird.
- Wednesday Addams: I may not have a... cell-phone, but you don't have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.
- Wednesday Addams: What goes on at your school?
- Parker: Not much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high.
- Wednesday Addams: Fascinating. Is anybody allowed to go?
- Parker: I guess so, but why would you want to?
- Wednesday Addams: No one torments my family but me. Hair clip.
- Parker: Uh... okay?
- Wednesday Addams: [picks the lock on the door] Cage School 101.
- Parker: My mom must've built hidden cameras into everybody's homes.
- Wednesday Addams: I believe the word is psychotic.