Neal McDonough credited as playing...
Hogan
- Hogan: I traveled halfway across the world to find out that people are dumb and cruel everywhere. I coulda just stayed home.
- Alison: Where's the furthest you've ever been?
- Hogan: Bora Bora.
- Alison: No way.
- Hogan: I found work on a freighter. We docked there and I decided to stay.
- Alison: Was it amazing?
- Hogan: I got a job at a resort where this mangy dog and her pup would hang around begging for food. The guest complained, so the manager sent me and this other guy, just a local, out to get 'em. The mother, she trusted humans, so she was easy. But her pup, she was a slippery little sucker. We couldn't get her no matter how hard we tried. We were supposed to take her out to the bigger island, about a 20-minute boat ride. My co-worker wanted to get home for dinner, though. His wife was making a Poisson Cru. So he threw the dog off the boat about halfway there.
- Alison: Oh, my God!
- Hogan: That night the whole island could hear that pup howling and crying for its mother. I traveled halfway across the world to find out that people are dumb and cruel everywhere. I could've just stayed home.
- Hogan: Hey Lily. You here to unload some hay?
- Lily Hobart: No.
- Hogan: Well, I hear work's good for the soul.
- Lily Hobart: My soul's beyond repair.