Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Robin Scherbatsky: Hey, guys. What's up?
- Barney Stinson: Oh, some new information has come to light on Marshall's mugging.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [seriously] Oh, really? Did they catch the guy?
- Ted Mosby: Well, he's behind bars.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Where did they find him?
- Lily Aldrin: I'm guessing naked in the trees, throwing his own feces.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, I've seen that guy. See, that's why I take cabs.
- Ted Mosby: You know how they caught him, right?
- Marshall Eriksen: [reluctantly] There was a tail on him...
- Ted Mosby: There was a tail on him!
- [he, Lily and Barney laugh]
- Sarah: I thought you were supposed to be on a shuttle mission.
- Lisa: I thought you just got mugged.
- Barney Stinson: Okay, I can do this... I was on my way to the launch pad, when I was mugged... and the mugger took my space shuttle keys! Nailed it, who's up for a threeway?
- [girls throw drinks in his face]
- Ted Mosby: No way! You did not tell her that you were the first man to walk on the moon! That was seven years before you were born!
- Barney Stinson: Ted. Baby doll. Minor hurdle.
- Barney Stinson: I think Marshall doesn't want people to think he was mugged by a monkey, because it would make him look like a big joke.
- Marshall Eriksen: Would it?
- Barney Stinson: The biggest, because it's so funny.