Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Lily Aldrin
- Robin Scherbatsky: Hey, guys. What's up?
- Barney Stinson: Oh, some new information has come to light on Marshall's mugging.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [seriously] Oh, really? Did they catch the guy?
- Ted Mosby: Well, he's behind bars.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Where did they find him?
- Lily Aldrin: I'm guessing naked in the trees, throwing his own feces.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, I've seen that guy. See, that's why I take cabs.
- Ted Mosby: You know how they caught him, right?
- Marshall Eriksen: [reluctantly] There was a tail on him...
- Ted Mosby: There was a tail on him!
- [he, Lily and Barney laugh]
- Ted Mosby: Monkeys are mugging people now? It really is a jungle out there.
- Lily Aldrin: Oh my God, that monkey has our address. What if he's in a gang? I hope he doesn't do a swing-by.