Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Butters • ...
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
South Park
Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Butters • Gerald Broflovski • Mr. Adler • Matthew Broderick • Al • Supreme Court Judge #1 • News Reporter #2 • Reader #1 • Reader #4
- Stan: [reading "Catcher In The Rye"] Did you get to *any* dirty parts yet?
- Kyle: [also reading "Catcher..."] No! It's still just some whiny, annoying teenager talking about how lame he is.
- Stan: I don't get it, dude. What's so controversial about this? All he's done is said "shit" and "fuck" a few times.
- Kyle: I know! I'm almost at the end and there's nothing.
- Eric: [enters, slamming door] Mother fucker! The whole thing. I read the whole *fucking* thing! I kept thinking, alright, the cool, offensive stuff must be coming. And then after a hundred pages I was like, *alright*, I guess all the dirty stuff is at the end. And then I got to the last page! And I was all, what da fuck is this! I JUST READ A BOOK, FOR NOTHING!
- Kyle: Why the hell was this book banned?
- Eric: They fucking tricked us, that's what they did! Tricked us into reading a book by enticing us with promises of vulgarity.
- Kenny: [enters, mumbles] Dude, what the fuck is this...
- [rest is indecipherable]
- Eric: We know! We we're just saying that.
- Stan: Why would anyone think this book was obscene and dangerous?
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [just finished reading "Catcher..."] Kill John Lennon. Kill John Lennon. *Kill* John Lennon!
- Kyle: Mr. Garrison, didn't the guy who shot John Lennon say it was because of this book?
- Mr. Garrison: Yes, apparently John Lennon's killer said he was inspired by Catcher in the Rye, but he was just a kook.
- Eric: Whoa, you're telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies. Can we please read this right now?
- [Kyle and Stan are trying to comfort Butters, whose writings inspired someone to kill the Kardashian sisters]
- Kyle: Aw... aw, Butters. It'll be alright. Listen, we've all learned that people look for meaning in books. And sometimes, even if it isn't there, they'll try and invent their own meaning.
- Stan: Yeah dude, that's why we all need to avoid books and stick to television.