G.W. Bailey credited as playing...
Louie Provenza
- Chief Tommy Delk: Did you just say "hippies" and "Mary Jane?"
- Louie Provenza: Yes, I did.
- Chief Tommy Delk: How old are you?
- Louie Provenza: Six chiefs and counting.
- Louie Provenza: I know... I know it's shocking to find drug dealers shooting each other over money Next thing you know, husbands will be killing their wives for being unfaithful. Ooo, what a world.
- Sam Dodson: Shea's Lounge. It's a... kind of our showpiece strain. Nobody else had it. It's a 40% indica/60% sativa hybrid. It's like a cross between Skywalker and Super Skunk with a little ruderalis thrown in to reinforce the THC content. Shea created it.
- Louie Provenza: Did he apply for the Nobel Prize?
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: [viewing robbery footage] They wait for someone to leave. Why don't they enter directly?
- Buzz Watson: Most marijuana dispensaries have electronic security doors that only unlock from the inside.
- Louie Provenza: And you know this because...?
- Buzz Watson: My mom has a prescription for pot.
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Oh. What's wrong with her?
- Buzz Watson: She has insomnia and glaucoma. I-I have to guide her to the door sometimes.
- Andy Flynn: Ever buy anything?
- Julio Sanchez: How do you think he got the name "Buzz?"
- Mike Tao: See, Provenza? A lot of 'em aren't hippies!
- Louie Provenza: Yeah, well, I promise you, Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, there's a tie-dyed shirt.