Michael Paul Chan credited as playing...
Mike Tao
- Fritz Howard: Why can't you let the undercover detectives handle this?
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Because I want these guys alive and SIS shoots first and asks questions never. And I'll be sittin' in a surveillance van the whole time, anyhow.
- Fritz Howard: And the surveillance van's gonna be parked three blocks away.
- [Brenda nods]
- Fritz Howard: [insistently] Eh, and the surveillance van is going to be parked...
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Oh, for Heaven's sakes, the surveillance van will be parked three blocks away.
- Fritz Howard: Thank you.
- [hands Brenda her glass of champagne]
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Thank you.
- [on stakeout the next day]
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: [sighs] Can we move the van a little closer?
- Mike Tao: Not without going inside.
- Greg Lapham: Uh, don't treat me like an idiot. Worked on a law show for two years.
- Mike Tao: Well, it must not have been a very good one.
- Mike Tao: See, Provenza? A lot of 'em aren't hippies!
- Louie Provenza: Yeah, well, I promise you, Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, there's a tie-dyed shirt.