Ariel Winter credited as playing...
Alex Dunphy
- Alex Dunphy: Good morning, family. How are you all doing on this beautiful day?
- Claire Dunphy: Okay, what's this?
- Alex Dunphy: Haley's SAT scores are available online.
- Haley Dunphy: I hate you.
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, today's the big day! Let's take a look, see how she did.
- Haley Dunphy: Do we really have to look at them now?
- Phil Dunphy: Don't worry. We're not expecting any miracles.
- Haley Dunphy: Thank you.
- Claire Dunphy: [Looking at the computer] Are those Haley's scores? Are you sure?
- Haley Dunphy: Are they bad?
- Claire Dunphy: No. They're not bad.
- Haley Dunphy: Are they good?
- Claire Dunphy: No, they're *average*. Sweetie, we did it. Our baby is *average*.
- Phil Dunphy: Medium five!
- [High-fives Claire]
- Alex Dunphy: [In disbelief] This is just a fluke. She can take them again.
- Claire Dunphy: Yeah, and she'll probably do even better. You are gonna have your choice of some pretty good colleges when the time comes.
- Haley Dunphy: If I go to college.
- Claire Dunphy: What?
- Haley Dunphy: I've been thinking about it lately, and I might... not. Later.
- [Leaves the room]
- Alex Dunphy: [Satisfied] Well, we took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place!