Haley Dunphy: Oh my God, please tell me this text is wrong! Did you really just go over to that kid's house and try and kiss him in front of a million people?
Claire Dunphy: Alex, did you do that?
Alex Dunphy: You got a text?
Haley Dunphy: Oh yeah, everybody knows! Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?
Alex Dunphy: This is all your fault! You're the one who said I had to kiss him or I was a lesbian!
Claire Dunphy: Haley! Did you say that to her?
Haley Dunphy: Don't turn this around on me, look at her shoes!
Alex Dunphy: Ugh! I'm never going back to school now!
Claire Dunphy: No sweetheart, yes you are. You are going back to school. But listen to me - just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you...
Alex Dunphy: What? You read my texts?
Haley Dunphy: You read her texts? That's why you made me talk to her?
Alex Dunphy: You made her talk to me?
Claire Dunphy: I kinda feel like we're spinning out here a little bit! Look, Alex, the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys, because it is so easy to get a reputation.
Alex Dunphy: Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were! Ugh!
[Storms off]
Haley Dunphy: Were you?
[Dramatically walks away]
Haley Dunphy: Were you? I highly doubt it!
