Jared Padalecki credited as playing...
Sam Winchester
- Dean Winchester: [takes the heart from an anatomically correct dummmy and shows it to Sam] Be my valentine?
- Sam Winchester: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
- Dean Winchester: Have a heart.
- [chuckling]
- Sam Winchester: Dean.
- Dean Winchester: Buzzkill.
- Dean Winchester: Hey. So what'd you find out from the mop jockey's girlfriend?
- Sam Winchester: Nothing. Just how great he was.
- [He speaks rhythmically as he enumerates the mop jockey's great points]
- Sam Winchester: Went to church. Donated to charity. Rubbed her feet during Glee.
- Dean Winchester: [Mimicking Sam's tone] I just threw up in my mouth.
- Sam Winchester: [about a new case] Where to?
- Dean Winchester: Paterson, New Jersey. Hey, maybe we'll have a Snookie citing.
- Sam Winchester: What's a Snookie?
- Dean Winchester: That's a good question.
- Sam Winchester: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
- Dean Winchester: Excuse me?
- Sam Winchester: What if that's what this is about?
- Dean Winchester: What exactly are you accusing me of?
- Johnny: What's going on?
- Sam Winchester: That was a ghost, trying to *kill* you for being a *dick*.
- Johnny: What?
- Sam Winchester: You know what? You're lucky you were the most suspicious interview of all time!
- [Under his breath as he pours salt across a doorway]
- Sam Winchester: I figured something like this would happen.
- Johnny: Figured something like *what* would happen?
- Sam Winchester: [All patience and inclination for subtlety is gone] Buddy, look. I don't have time for the big speech, alright? So. Brass tacks? Rose is back.
- Dean Winchester: How ya feeling?
- Sam Winchester: Like I got hit by a... planet.
- Dean Winchester: Well, lucky for you I'm a doctor. I got joe, grub, and...
- [shakes a bottle of pills]
- Sam Winchester: What are they?
- Dean Winchester: Effective.
- Sam Winchester: Look, we... keep our heads down, keep swinging. We'll lose some. Hopefully, we'll win more. And... I don't know. Anyway. For what it's worth, I got your back.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, I know.
- Dean Winchester: [Referring to when Sam suffered a seizure then passed while trying to remember when his soul was gone] It was hell, wasn't it? You got a big, fat face full of hell. Ever cross your mind that you could have died?
- Sam Winchester: Oh, c'mon.
- Dean Winchester: I'm serious. And none of this is just a flesh wound *crap*. Cuz we did it your way. We let you go explore, and every bad thing that I said would happen *happened*. So guess what? Past stays past. We're not kickin' that wall again.
- Sam Winchester: So, I'm supposed to just ignore it?
- Dean Winchester: [Emphatically] Yes!
- Sam Winchester: Dean, I might have done... who knows what. And you want me to just forget about it?
- Dean Winchester: You shove it down. And you let it come out in, in, in spurts of... violence and alcoholism.
- Sam Winchester: Ah. Sounds healthy.
- Dean Winchester: Well. Works for me.
- Dean Winchester: We can't burn the thing, she needs it.
- Sam Winchester: She can't just walk around with it. The spirit's attached. It's gonna use her to get revenge. It's not gonna stop killing.
- Dean Winchester: You suggesting we cut it out of her?
- Sam Winchester: And then what? Leave her in a tub of ice with a phone taped to her hand?
- Dean Winchester: Maybe we should call Dr. Robert. He might have some leads on some non-haunted, black market replacement kidneys.
- Sam Winchester: He works out of a butcher shop.
- Dean Winchester: It's pretty clean, you'd be surprised.
- Dean Winchester: That the girl with the haunted kidney?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: Just when you think you've seen it all.
- Sam Winchester: What about the science building?
- Dean Winchester: Built in '05. Nothing weird about the land. Uh, before this, the biggest mishap was some genius... accidentally spilled sulfuric acid on his crotch.
- [Sam winces]
- Dean Winchester: They don't even dissect anything good in there. I mean, bigger than Kermit, they use an iPad.