Jared Padalecki credited as playing...
Sam Winchester
- Dean Winchester: I'll stay here, hook up with the posse.
- [Dean tries to keep a serious face]
- Dean Winchester: Because you know me, I'm a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse.
- [grins]
- Dean Winchester: Make that into a T-shirt.
- Sam Winchester: You done?
- [Dean breaks into a smirk]
- Sam Winchester: Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff.
- Dean Winchester: No, I'm not.
- Sam Winchester: You have a fetish.
- Dean Winchester: Shut up. I like old movies.
- Sam Winchester: You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.
- Bobby Singer: Even the monkey movies?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.
- Dean Winchester: His name is Clyde.
- Sam Winchester: [steps in horse manure] Oh, damn it. Come on.
- Dean Winchester: You know what that is?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. It's horse...
- Dean Winchester: Authenticity.
- Castiel: You only have 24 hours.
- Sam Winchester: What? Why?
- Castiel: Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations...
- Bobby Singer: Aim lower.
- Sheriff: So what can I do for you, boys?
- Sam Winchester: Uh we're looking for a man.
- Judge Tye Mortimer: I'll bet.
- [Looks at Dean]
- Judge Tye Mortimer: Nice shirt there.
- Dean Winchester: What's wrong with my shirt?
- Judge Tye Mortimer: You're very clean.
- Dean Winchester: ...It's dirtier than it looks.