Jared Padalecki credited as playing...
Sam Winchester
- Dean Winchester: Why did you unsink the ship?
- Balthazar: Oh, because, I *hated* the movie.
- Dean Winchester: What movie?
- Balthazar: Exactly!
- Sam Winchester: Wait, so you saved a cruise-liner because...?
- Balthazar: Because, that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!
- Sam Winchester: I just had the weirdest dream.
- Dean Winchester: Twenty bucks says mine was weirder. I'm not kidding.
- Sam Winchester: No, no. I'm not kidding either. I mean, it was just bizarre.
- Dean Winchester: Mine had the actual Titanic in it.
- [Sam gives him a stare]
- Dean Winchester: What? There something on my face?
- Sam Winchester: Did it, uh, not sink? Because Balthazar...
- Dean Winchester: Had a hate-on for Billy Zane? Why are you having my dreams, dude?
- Sam Winchester: So you just, what, unsunk a giant boat?
- Balthazar: Oh, come on, I saved people. I thought you loved that kind of thing.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, but now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... They must have interacted with so many other people changed so much crap. You totally Butterfly Effect-ed history.
- Dean Winchester: Dude, dude. Rule one: No Kutcher references.
- Balthazar: Yes, unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher. And you still averted an apocalypse and there are still archangels.
- Dean Winchester: What'd she look like?
- Sam Winchester: Kinda like a librarian.
- Dean Winchester: Your kind of librarian, or my kind of librarian?
- Sam Winchester: Well, she was wearing clothes, if that's what you mean.
- Sam Winchester: Why would a handyman have gold just lying around in his garage?
- Dean Winchester: I don't know. There is definitely a skeleton in this family's closet. I mean, accidents don't just happen accidentally... You know what I mean.
- Sam Winchester: Ship almost hit an iceberg.
- Dean Winchester: Almost? So?
- Sam Winchester: So, uh, looks like the first mate spotted it just in time.
- Dean Winchester: Good for him. There anything else?
- Sam Winchester: Wait a second... Uh, this first mate. Mr I.P. Freeley.
- Dean Winchester: Well, that's not suspicious.