Robert Picardo credited as playing...
Wayne Whittaker Jr. • Leprechaun
- [while trying to banish the fairies to their realm, the Leprechaun, previously disguised as a UFO nut, appears and kills Brennan]
- The Leprechaun: Sorry about the mess, but your friend here went back on his deal.
- Sam: Well, you weren't very clear with him on the terms.
- The Leprechaun: I told him there was a price. Once we come, we come to stay.
- Sam: So you take firstborns and then what? You just sit back and watch while they cover the abductions for you with all that crazy UFO crap? Which you help encourage, naturally. Nice con. But, your cover's blown now, Wayne.
- The Leprechaun: Blown? To whom? Brennan's dead. Your brother?
- [laughs]
- The Leprechaun: He's marked... been to the ranch. He's ours now.
- Sam: Yeah... well, then there's me.
- The Leprechaun: You? But you can only see me if I let you.
- [vanishes]
- Sam: True, but you'll have to get near me eventually, and I have very good reflexes.
- [the Leprechaun reappears]
- The Leprechaun: You're not like the rest of them, are you?
- Sam: Nope.
- The Leprechaun: I could see that right off. You're missing a certain piece, right in the center, ain't you?
- Sam: Says who?
- The Leprechaun: We fairy folk, we're all about energy. And the human soul gives off a certain perfume. Your soul is far away. But not completely out of reach.
- Sam: Is that so?
- The Leprechaun: Sam, I can get it back for you... for a price.
- Sam: That's adorable. It's locked in a box with the devil.
- The Leprechaun: *Your* devil, not mine.
- Sam: There's no freaking way a leprechaun can do what angels cannot.
- The Leprechaun: Angels?
- [laughs]
- The Leprechaun: Please. I'm talking about real magic, sonny. From my side of the fence. Got a way of getting in back doors.
- Sam: So you're my blue fairy? You can make me a real boy again?
- The Leprechaun: When you wish upon a star.
- Sam: Yeah, I got a wish.
- [shoots the Leprechaun with an iron bullet]
- The Leprechaun: [winces in pain, but immediately straightens up] Iron! Painful, but not a deal breaker.