Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester: [into a phone while running from a light] Holy sh...! UFO! UFO!
- Sam Winchester: [into his phone] Whoa, dude, stop yelling. You're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
- Dean Winchester: Close encounter! Close encounter!
- Sam Winchester: Close encounter? What kind? First, second?
- Dean Winchester: They're after me!
- Sam Winchester: Third kind already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind's a butt thing.
- Dean Winchester: Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
- Sam Winchester: Talk to me. What happened?
- Dean Winchester: Well, uh... There was this, uh... God help me, Sam, there was this bright white light.
- Sam Winchester: It's okay. Safe room.
- Dean Winchester: And then - and suddenly, I was, uh... I w- I was in a different place. And there were these beings. And they - they were - they were too bright to look at. But I-I could feel them pulling me toward this sort of... table.
- Sam Winchester: Probing table!
- Dean Winchester: God, don't say that out loud!
- Sam Winchester: Right. Uh, so what did you do?
- Dean Winchester: I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won.
- Sam Winchester: You should take a shower.
- Dean Winchester: I *should* take a shower. I gonna - I gonna take a shower now.
- Dean Winchester: Why are the fairies abducting people?
- Marion: Hmmm... There is much theory and little fact. We know they only take first-born sons... like Rumpelstiltskin did. Personally, *I* think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, King of the Fairy.
- Sam Winchester: Dean? Did... you *service* Oberon, King of the Fairies?
- Dean Winchester: Ok. Alright. But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscious. Ok?
- Sam Winchester: So your saying... you'll be my... Jiminy Cricket.
- Dean Winchester: [pause] Shut up. But yeah, you freaking puppet. That's exactly what I'm saying.
- Dean Winchester: [Awkwardly initiating small talk in Marion's home] I gotta say, I love the feel. Uh, it's uh... it's...
- Sam Winchester: Like Sedona Arizona crapped in here.
- Dean Winchester: Do not engage with, maim, or in any way kill Brennan. In fact I don't want you making any judgement calls whatsoever. If anything comes us, call me.
- Sam Winchester: You know Jiminey I was on my own for a whole year. I did fine without you.
- Dean Winchester: Yea, i dont wanna know your definition of fine.
- Sam Winchester: What the hell was it?
- Dean Winchester: It was a--- A little naked lady, okay?
- Sam Winchester: It was- A what?
- Dean Winchester: It was a little, glowing... hot... naked lady. With nipples. And she hit me.
- Dean Winchester: So on top of all the demons and the angels... and ghosts, and the skinwalkers, it turns out that there's---
- [sighs]
- Dean Winchester: So if aliens are actually real, what's next, huh? Hobbits?
- Sam Winchester: Say you got a soul and you're on a case, your brother gets abducted by aliens.
- Dean Winchester: Then you do everything to get him back!
- Sam Winchester: Right. You do.
- [Continues]
- Sam Winchester: But what about when there are no more leads for the night? I mean, are you supposed to just sit there in the dark and suffer; even when there's nothing that can be done?
- Dean Winchester: *Yes*!
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Dean Winchester: Yes. You sit in the dark and you feel the loss.
- Sam Winchester: Absolutely. But couldn't I just do all that... *and* have sex with the hippie chick?
- Dean Winchester: No.
- Sam Winchester: It would be in the dark.