Nathan Fillion credited as playing...
Richard Castle
- Kate Beckett: [after Castle invited Conrad to his poker game] I heard that you guys were pretty hard on Conrad last night.
- Richard Castle: Hard on him? No, no, that was just a little... friendly hazing.
- Kate Beckett: To hear him describe it, it sounds like someone was trying to teach him a lesson.
- Richard Castle: [trying to laugh it off] What? Why would I want to do that?
- Kate Beckett: Because you didn't want him to spend time with me?
- Richard Castle: That is completely...
- Kate Beckett: True?
- Richard Castle: Yes, fine. It's true. I'm jealous. There, I said it. I... I want you all to myself, and to have you spending time with another writer, that upsets me. And if... if that makes me petty, so be it. Guilty as charged.
- Kate Beckett: [smiles] Actually, I kind of think it's sweet.
- Richard Castle: You do?
- Kate Beckett: I do. And that's why you don't have to worry about me hanging around with Conrad anymore. From now on, I am a one-writer girl.
- Kevin Ryan: Check out the text messages that Bridget fired off to Zack on the night he was killed.
- Richard Castle: Ooh! Not a lot of "LOLs" in there.
- Kate Beckett: "Zack, if you leave me, I swear to God, I'll kill you."
- Richard Castle: And she has a way with words.
- Kate Beckett: And a record to go with it.
- Kevin Ryan: Disorderly conduct. Mostly minor stuff. Uniforms are bringing her in now.
- Captain Roy Montgomery: It says here she's 5'2". You really think she could overpower Zack?
- Kevin Ryan: Uh, no, but her brothers could. In grand Irish tradition, she has four of them. Each over six foot, *each* with his own claim to fame. Assault.
- Richard Castle: Ooh.
- Kevin Ryan: Ag assault.
- Richard Castle: Bad.
- Kevin Ryan: ADW.
- Richard Castle: Yee.
- Kevin Ryan: Battery. Assault on a city employee, parking enforcement.
- Richard Castle: Doesn't count.
- Captain Roy Montgomery: Easy.
- Kevin Ryan: Dude.
- Captain Roy Montgomery: [watching Beckett in Interrogation] She's like a tiger in there. I never get tired of watching her.
- Richard Castle: Me neither.
- Richard Castle: After everything I've done for him. He goes and tries to steal my muse.
- Alexis Castle: Muse thievery. What's the punishment for that? Five to 10 in mythology jail?
- Alexis Castle: Dad, you ever think that maybe you're overreacting a teensy bit? You ever think that maybe he admires you so much that spending time with Beckett is to understand you better?
- Richard Castle: Don't confuse me with your reasonableness.
- Richard Castle: He's going to be in town and asked to get together with me. He want's to learn more about my writing process.
- Martha Rodgers: And by process, you mean your... procrastination until the very last second.
- Alexis Castle: And then writing out of a desperate panic in a caffeine-induced haze?
- Martha Rodgers: That one?
- Bridget McManus: I don't know, some scary-looking guy. They met under the el and they went *at* it. Yelling and screaming. I couldn't tell 'bout what, though, 'cause the guy had, like, an accent.
- Richard Castle: hat kind of an accent? Spanish? Asian? Russian?
- Bridget McManus: Do I look like I work at the UN?
- [first lines]
- Richard Castle: [reading from a book] "As he saw the dark figure approaching, he rose up for a better view, little knowing he was heading for his doom."