David Boreanaz credited as playing...
Seeley Booth
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find it a little bit insulting that they think that I'd be available at the last minute.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you are.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, but they don't know that! And it's by choice - like you. It's a ridiculous holiday. The banks don't even close.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I agree with you there. It is a ridiculous holiday. I think I'll just end up at the shooting range. I mean, it seems fitting.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know I never thought of it that way. But yeah - yeah. That's right.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sounds like fun.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, look, I know you and Hannah broke up, but for most people Valentine's Day...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't want to finish that sentence!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. No, I don't.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's over, okay? Hannah and I are done. Moved on.
- Angela Montenegro: Okay, so what are you going to do?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing. Valentine's Day is not a holiday. It's made up by these greeting card companies and... florists.
- Angela Montenegro: Well, then maybe you should find somebody else who's doing nothing, and do nothing together.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones is on her cellphone] No, it's not my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Booth] He thinks that you're my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Loudly] Look, I'm not her mother!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to her cellphone] I-I don't have a mother. Could I phone you back to tell you no?... Thanks.