Emily Deschanel credited as playing...
Temperance Brennan
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find it a little bit insulting that they think that I'd be available at the last minute.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you are.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, but they don't know that! And it's by choice - like you. It's a ridiculous holiday. The banks don't even close.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I agree with you there. It is a ridiculous holiday. I think I'll just end up at the shooting range. I mean, it seems fitting.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know I never thought of it that way. But yeah - yeah. That's right.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sounds like fun.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones is on her cellphone] No, it's not my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Booth] He thinks that you're my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Loudly] Look, I'm not her mother!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to her cellphone] I-I don't have a mother. Could I phone you back to tell you no?... Thanks.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You've reached the age where every male must be treated as a perspective mate.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm not that much older than you and I have someone! I'm sorry. I'm on edge.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. You're correct.
- Temperance Brennan: Exposed mastoid process and rounded frontal bones suggest female.
- Jack Hodgins: I think the bikini is a big hint too.