Tom Welling credited as playing...
Clark Kent
- Chloe Sullivan: I've created a double identity for myself. You're looking at the Star City Register's newest hire. By day, of course.
- Clark Kent: I always knew that you were destined for big things, Chloe. And I know, no matter what, we'll still be in each other's lives.
- Chloe Sullivan: You know I'll always be here for you. You know that, right?
- Clark Kent: I do.
- [as Chloe chuckles, they move in for a hug]
- Clark Kent: What did you do?
- Chloe Sullivan: What did we do?
- [end of teaser]
- Chloe Sullivan: Okay,
- [shuts Lemur in the closet]
- Chloe Sullivan: He can just hang tight in there while we figure this thing out.
- Clark Kent: You don't think that we - ?
- Chloe Sullivan: Exchanged vows?
- Clark Kent: Well, I mean...
- Chloe Sullivan: Said "I do?"
- Clark Kent: Both...
- Chloe Sullivan: Did the deed? Oh God! Don't say the word "consummate." The answer has to be no.
- Clark Kent: I can't believe on my first drunken night out, I lose Lois, commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. So reckless.
- Tess Mercer: But oddly, Clark, very human.
- Lois Lane: I bet the ring. I mean, I got it back, but... please forgive me.
- Clark Kent: Lois, there's nothing to forgive. The ring is not what's important. You are. But I have a bit of a confession myself. Um...
- Lois Lane: Hmm?
- Clark Kent: When I woke up this morning and you were gone, I thought that I'd scared you away somehow.
- Lois Lane: Yeah, I'm sorry. I know that I have the, uh, runaway girlfriend thing to...
- Clark Kent: Look, if-if... if all this wedding mess is getting to be too much, then...
- Lois Lane: No, it's-it's not that. It's... hard to explain.
- Clark Kent: You don't need to explain. I just want you to know, if you're having doubts deep down inside, or you're not 100% sure that this is the right thing to do, I will understand. I'm gonna want to marry you in five days or in five years.
- Lois Lane: That was the perfect thing to say.
- Clark Kent: [pointing to the lemur] Monkey.
- Chloe Sullivan: Monkey?
- [running over to the armored truck with the Lemur in the front seat]
- Chloe Sullivan: A monkey! Hee-hee-hee!
- Clark Kent: [on video] Watch this!
- [makes armored truck disappear]
- Chloe Sullivan: [still on video] Ta-da!
- Tess Mercer: [watching video] Clark saves the day!
- Chloe Sullivan: Congratulations on surviving your boffo bachelor party. And the million-dollar morning-after mistake.
- Clark Kent: There's still one thing we have to do. Undo.
- Chloe Sullivan: I got through to the chapel, and they told me that the whole best friend masquerading as the bride-to-be was just a drunk prank, so...
- Clark Kent: That's a relief.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah.
- Clark Kent: It was a fun ride while it lasted. Kind of reminded me of the good old days.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, but your new partner in crime's got you covered.
- Clark Kent: Lois and I are pretty good together. It's funny. It almost sounded like you were saying goodbye.
- Chloe Sullivan: I forgot how well you know me.
- Chloe Sullivan: My heart and my head have been playing tug of war lately. But I made my decision. I still have to break it to Oliver, but I won't let a hero give up his world for me.
- Clark Kent: Chloe, you just got back. You're the heart and soul of Watchtower.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah. But I can't be Watchtower anymore. I've already been the ghost in the machine once. I can't... I can't do it again.
- Clark Kent: You know you've always been much more than that to me.
- Chloe Sullivan: I know. You know, in every epic tale, there's always one person who believes in the hero first; someone who helps inspire them to greatness. And maybe it wasn't just a fluke with you. I've been thinking that's my true calling, finding heroes and helping them realize their true potential beyond the reach of Watchtower.
- Chloe Sullivan: The facial-recognition from the karaoke security footage showed that the fake cops actually have criminal histories linking them to this casino. That is, if they work for this fearless Fortune.
- Clark Kent: Means Emil could be in danger.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, but all I see is a hothouse full of chumps, suckers, and high rollers.
- Clark Kent: I'll check the other room. Try to blend in.
- Chloe Sullivan: [spotting Lois pretending to be a showgirl] Lois?
- [spotting Oliver]
- Chloe Sullivan: Oliver?
- Chloe Sullivan: I just found some very interesting information down at the police station. No Emil, and no trace of his name in any of the police records.
- Clark Kent: If Emil wasn't arrested... who were those cops?
- Clark Kent: Any luck on that armored car it looks like I stole? We don't have much time; Emil's in prison now because of me.
- Tess Mercer: I'm still searching for missing vehicles. God, I feel terrible. I'm the one that convinced him to drink that champagne.
- Clark Kent: It's not your fault, Tess. But what about Lois? What about Oliver? Can you check their cell phone records or credit card statements?
- Tess Mercer: Clark, the nanosecond that they use technology, we'll have their number.
- Chloe Sullivan: [entering with coffee] Ooh. Looks like your get up and go-go is long gone.
- Tess Mercer: There's a chain gang breaking rocks in my head, but at least I can make a sentence. Chloe, do you wanna take this?
- Chloe Sullivan: No, I think it's in good hands.
- Clark Kent: [seeing Emil singing karaoke dressed as Elvis] The one guy I counted on remaining sober.
- Clark Kent: Do we know each other?
- Limo Driver: So you did have fun last night.
- Clark Kent: Um... I'm looking for the girl that came in here with me last night. She probably insulted you more than once.
- Limo Driver: She was there when I dropped you off, but was gone when I picked you up.
- [seeing he's confused]
- Limo Driver: At the Chapel of Love.
- Clark Kent: Are those Emil's pants?
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, I found them in the back seat.
- Clark Kent: What's that?
- Chloe Sullivan: [unfolding a piece of paper] Looks like half of a wedding certficate. Missing one of the names.
- [seeing her own name]
- Chloe Sullivan: Holy matrimony, that's my signature. Clark, we really are married.
- Clark Kent: Emil. He wasn't drinking. He'll have answers. I'll call you after I find our friends.
- [he whooshes away, but crashes into the side of a building]
- Clark Kent: Ooh! Ahh!
- Chloe Sullivan: Oh! Clark! Are you okay? Whoa.
- Clark Kent: [stumbling to his feet] Chloe, this killer headache is affecting my abilities. This might be more difficult than I thought.
- Clark Kent: Okay, what if these are just costumes?
- Chloe Sullivan: Right, right, we went to a costume party dressed like the top of a wedding cake? Clark!
- Clark Kent: [seeing the living room] Looks like things got a little out of control.
- Chloe Sullivan: Okay. Before we go DEFCON 1 on this stag-party snafu, let's just take a step back. Whoa.
- Clark Kent: I can't, Chloe. I have no memory of what happened last night, which is weird, because alcohol normally doesn't affect me.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, well, my memory Etch-a-Sketch is blank, too.
- Clark Kent: It must be more than champagne in these bottles. Didn't realize this was a gift.
- Chloe Sullivan: [picking up the accompanying card] "Congrats, Clark. You deserve a real party. Hugs, Zatanna."
- Clark Kent: She must have put a spell on these.
- Chloe Sullivan: Complete with a memory erase.
- Clark Kent: If Zatanna's mind wipe affected you, then it could have affected Oliver. It could have affected all of us.
- [concerned]
- Clark Kent: Lois.
- Chloe Sullivan: [hearing a ringtone] Where's your phone?
- Clark Kent: [finding and answering it] Lois?
- [listening]
- Clark Kent: Yes, this is Clark Kent.
- [listening again]
- Clark Kent: You have my wallet downtown?
- Chloe Sullivan: [cut to them next to their limo] If your wallet was on the hood the car, that throws the costume-party theory out.
- Clark Kent: [seeing Lois dressed up] Wow. Y-You look great.
- Lois Lane: Thanks. Never hurts to change it up a little bit. Except for the ring. Never gonna take that off. It's my... sparkly little ball and chain.
- Clark Kent: So, you having any second thoughts about your girls' night out?
- Lois Lane: Clark, my swingin' single days have swung. It's just all this wedding stuff is very wedding-y. I never thought I'd be that gal.
- Tess Mercer: [entering] Lois.
- Lois Lane: Yeah?
- Tess Mercer: I think there's somethig missing.
- Chloe Sullivan: [giving her a tiara and veil] Ta-da-a! Your bachelorette superpower-up!
- Lois Lane: It's actually not bad. I thought I'd be spending the entire night cuffed to blow-up doll while wearing a dog collar, so... with this thing, I will be drinking free all night long.
- Chloe Sullivan: Hey, you know what? After all the years that I've known you, I don't think I've ever seen you this happy.
- Clark Kent: Well, wouldn't be the same without you being here.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah?
- Clark Kent: Just wish I could freeze this moment in time forever.