Chilton Crane credited as playing...
Guidance Counselor
- Guidance Counselor: Well, look who it is. Clark Kent. Have I got something for you. A hug!
- Clark Kent: [feeling akward as she hugs him tightly] Um, thanks.
- Guidance Counselor: [letting him go] Oh, now, don't leave early. We've got a special treat for you.
- Lois Lane: A couple more hugs and maybe you'll have the bah humbugs squeezed out of you.
- Guidance Counselor: I've wasted a decade picking up the pieces from meteor mutant students. "How do I get into college with a criminal record?" You can't, freak. You see, I have spent years hearing their stories. And... and no... no matter how crazy they are, they always mention one person. You.
- [picking up a clay doll of Clark]
- Guidance Counselor: Clark Kent. So nice of you to come back to the reunion, save me a trip.
- [picking up a letter opener]
- Guidance Counselor: Looks like your bill is up, and it is time for you to pay.