Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Carl • Chief Wiggum • Luigi • Plastic Surgeon • Johnny Tightlips • Superintendent Chalmers • Cletus • Reception Host • Comic Book Guy • The New Guy • Stevie B. (Ass Money)
- Comic Book Guy: And how do you know the bride?
- Marge Simpson: I'm her sister! And you?
- Comic Book Guy: I bought her pool table on Craig's List. Consider yourself slighted.
- Plastic Surgeon: Tony, the surgery was a complete success, so can I take your cousin, the "anesthesiologist," off the payroll?
- Fat Tony: You certainly may. Now where is my Selma?
- Selma Bouvier: Here's the part that's not in the trash. Mm-hmm.
- Fat Tony: Ooh, boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma. Why don't you take the doctor out back?
- Louie: Should we take care of him or "take care of him"?
- Fat Tony: Take... care of him.
- Louie: I don't know what that meant. Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me."
- Fat Tony: I love it here. The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer. Selma, in this matto, svitato world, you've got to hold on to the good things.
- Man Being Drowned: Whoa. Sounds like someone's gonna propose here.
- Johnny Tightlips: Shut up. You're spoiling the mood.
- Homer Simpson: Whoo-hoo! First in line. Brought you a gift bag.
- Bart Simpson: All that's left is banana Runts. That's the worst Runt. Back of the line, stranger.
- Homer Simpson: Huh?
- Lisa Simpson: We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.
- Bart Simpson: Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?
- Carl: Five bucks.
- Sideshow Mel: Ten bones.
- Chief Wiggum: Half a cheesesteak.
- Krusty the Clown: I'll perform at your birthday party. Sober.
- Chief Wiggum: Quarter of a cheesesteak.
- Groundskeeper Willie: A nest with a robin's egg.
- Chief Wiggum: The wrapper of a cheesesteak.
- Fat Tony: I bid one lollipop.
- Lisa Simpson: Sold, to the lowest bidder.