Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Lisa Simpson: [worried] Dad, Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer.
- Homer Simpson: [excited] And we've got front row seats!
- Lisa Simpson: That's a truffle.
- Bart Simpson: You're a truffle!
- Lisa Simpson: A truffle is a rare underground fungus that grows on the roots of trees.
- Bart Simpson: Leave it to you to make tree poop boring.
- Homer Simpson: Whoo-hoo! First in line. Brought you a gift bag.
- Bart Simpson: All that's left is banana Runts. That's the worst Runt. Back of the line, stranger.
- Homer Simpson: Huh?
- Lisa Simpson: We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.
- Bart Simpson: Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?
- Carl: Five bucks.
- Sideshow Mel: Ten bones.
- Chief Wiggum: Half a cheesesteak.
- Krusty the Clown: I'll perform at your birthday party. Sober.
- Chief Wiggum: Quarter of a cheesesteak.
- Groundskeeper Willie: A nest with a robin's egg.
- Chief Wiggum: The wrapper of a cheesesteak.
- Fat Tony: I bid one lollipop.
- Lisa Simpson: Sold, to the lowest bidder.