Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Principal Seymour Skinner: [on the phone] Mother, it is *my* birthday, not *our* anniversary.
- Lisa Simpson: [Lisa runs into the office] Principal Skinner, do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school?
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Mother, I have work do.
- [beat]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Well, it's work if they pay you.
- [beat]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: They say they're going to!
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Well, I have a very busy schedule, but...
- [presses a button on his desk]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Myra, cancel all my appointments.
- Lisa Simpson: You're just pressing a Mento.
- Principal Seymour Skinner: [beat] Very true.