Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Marge Simpson: [watching Lisa practice fencing to get into Harvard] Sweetie, you could still go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.
- Lisa Simpson: Anything that's the "something" of the "something" isn't really the "anything" of "anything".
- Nelson Muntz: She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch. What's X, Lisa?
- Lisa Simpson: Well, that depends...
- Nelson Muntz: Sorry. She did it yesterday.
- Lisa Simpson: Managers manage, and players play.
- Ralph Wiggum: Do alligators alligate?
- Lisa Simpson: I don't know! Yes!
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm scared!
- Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
- Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
- Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents, I think.
- Lisa Simpson: I need another player. Ralph is too juiced.
- Ralph Wiggum: [surrounded by juice boxes] I didn't know what I was putting into my body.
- Lisa Simpson: Bottom line: I need an extracurricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.
- Bart Simpson: We're not losers! Last year we finished six and five.
- Nelson Muntz: And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckle-faced kid on the team that we picked on 'til he quit.
- [sees the tall, freckled kid walking down the street]
- Nelson Muntz: Hey, Splatterface! How's the weather up there?
- [Kid walks off, downhearted]
- Nelson Muntz: It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.
- Lisa Simpson: I was wondering if you and your friends could tell me about baseball strategy.
- Moe Szyslak: The only thing I know about strategy is that everything the manager does is crap. Unless it works, in which case he's a button pusher.
- Lenny: I hate people who just push buttons all day.
- Carl: You just push buttons all day.
- Lenny: You know, ever since Obama came in, you have all the answers, don't you?