Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Comic Book Guy • Chief Wiggum • Moe Szyslak • Apu • Professor Frink • Lou • Frankenstein • Funopoly Man • Count von Count
- Lou: [facing a giant chess knight piece] Chief, I don't like the looks of that knight.
- Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, Lou. We're two spaces away and one to the right.
- [the chess knight lands on Chief Wiggum]
- Chief Wiggum: I guess it's game, set, match for me.
- Lou: I think you mean check and mate, Chief.
- Chief Wiggum: I just got crused by a giant horse, Lou. Can you cut me a break?
- Funopoly Man: [crashing into the Simpsons' attic riding a Pennsylvania Railroad steam locomotive, money bag in hand] There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes!