Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Chief Wiggum • Moe Szyslak • Raphael • Hitler
- Moe Szyslak: [Jumping to try to kiss Katy Perry] I guess I'll just have to kiss your belly button.
- [Kisses her midsection]
- Katy Perry: That's not my belly button. I didn't say stop.
- Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I'm sure if something happened to your mother, they would have told us.
- Pimple-faced Teen: Telegram!
- Homer Simpson: D'oh!
- [reads telegram]
- Homer Simpson: "Marge Simpson is now MIA"? Oh, no! She changed her name to Mia!
- Pimple-faced Teen: No, that means she's missing in action.
- [Homer cries]
- Lisa Simpson: See? Everytime we get a tree, something bad happens.
- [runs away]
- Homer Simpson: I wish it were me instead of her!
- Pimple-faced Teen: There's still time. The recruitment office is right...
- Homer Simpson: Shut up.