Pamela Hayden credited as playing...
Milhouse Van Houten
- Martha Claus: You boys want to play soldier?
- Bart Simpson: I can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday.
- [Martha puts poker stands on Bart's and Milhouse's heads, then wraps red tape around their bodies]
- Milhouse Van Houten: I don't think I like where this is going.
- Martha Claus: [Wraps tape over Milhouse's and Bart's mouths] I don't think anyone asked your opinion.
- Bart Simpson: Isn't this the busy season? Where are the other elves?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Laid off.
- Nelson Muntz: Ever since NAFTA, all the jobs have been going to the South Pole.