Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Mr. Burns • Jasper • Ned Flanders
- Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
- Mr. Burns: I got a visit from three Christmas spirits.
- Abe Simpson: [on a balcony with Jasper] I wish this show got a visit from three new writers.
- [He and Jasper laugh]
- Abe Simpson: Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it.
- Jasper: The Simpsons?
- Abe Simpson: No, Christmas.
- Mr. Burns: You lied to me. Release the hounds.
- [Dogs bark at a distance]
- Mr. Burns: They'll be here any minute now.
- [a sock puppet dog appears]
- Sock Puppet Dog: We, uh, spent all the money on Katy Perry.
- Katy Perry: Aw, looks like someone needs a hug.
- [Hugs and kisses Mr. Burns]
- Mr. Burns: I kissed a girl, and I liked it.